Maud and Claude

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 04-Mar-2013 10:49:40

Maude and Claude, both 91, lived in The Villages in Florida. They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each others company. After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner, and much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening. They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.
Despite their ages, they ended up at his place for an after-dinner drink. Things continued along a natural course, and with age being a non inhibitor, Maude soon joined Claude for a most enjoyable roll in the hay. As they were basking in the glow of the magic moments they'd shared, each was lost for a time in his/her own thoughts. Claude was thinking, If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been gentler. Maude was thinking, If I'd known he could still do it, I'd have taken off my pantyhose.

Post 2 by emily 25 (Account disabled) on Monday, 04-Mar-2013 12:04:41

lol. hahahahaha

Post 3 by emily 25 (Account disabled) on Monday, 04-Mar-2013 12:05:55

lol hahaha

great stuff

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 07-Mar-2013 12:39:45

That's hilarious! I did not see that coming.

Post 5 by forereel (Just posting.) on Thursday, 07-Mar-2013 18:22:53

Smile.

Post 6 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Monday, 08-Apr-2013 20:26:22

I didn't see that happening at all lol!